Jonesie Cake Quiz! For Daddy-O's!
How do you answer the door?
Wife Beater, ripped jeans and guitar in hand.
Boots, Lee jeans, Cowboy hat and a bottle of Jim Beam.
Nothing but a cigarette hanging from your lip.
Ascot, cigar and a smoking jacket.
Tux and a dry martini, shaken...not stirred.
Armani shirt and a bottle of Chateau Neuf de Pope.

Describe your woman...
She is a famous porn star.
She is a country singer.
Which one?
She is my queen.
She is an architect.
She is a supermodel.

If you won the lottery,
what would you do with the money?
Buy an island and move there with my woman.
Buy a ranch in Montana and breed horses.
Buy a Porsche 550 Spyder...Live Fast, Die Young.
Buy a Bugatti Veyron and drive up the coast with my mistress.
Surprise my wife with a 'Martini on the Rock' from the Algonquin.
Get a hummer and look for some cougars.

When you go out on a Saturday night you go to?
Metal Skool and then after party at the Rainbow on Sunset.
Sit on my porch and watch the sunset with my lady.
The bedroom.
A benefit or maybe the opera.
Candlelight dinner on the roof of my penthouse with the one I love.
Hit the clubs with the guys.

You need a new winter coat.
You go shopping for?

Forzieri Union Jack Flag Men's Genuine Leather Jacket.
Denim jacket suits me just fine.
A trench.
Isaia Wool- Cashmere Overcoat.
Fitted Wool Overcoat from Armani.
Schiatti & C Italian Suede Coat.

The most important person in your life is?
your posse
your mother
no one, i am a loner
your grandparents
your father
your siblings

You just found out your woman was with another man,
what do you do?
Make a video with some chick and put it on the internet.
Get drunk and beat someone up, preferably the guy who did it.
Get my gun.
Find a younger model.
Leave quietly and never call again.
Forgive her and then give a night to remember.

At heart your are?

A lover.
A fighter.
A sex machine.
Very busy and important.
Charming, suave and debonair.
A comedian.

The first sounds you hear in the morning are?

The sounds of me hitting the snooze button -- again.
The rooster and my baby making coffee.
Who sleeps?
The butler asking me how I'd like my tea.
The quiet of the morning.
The woman next to me asking for more.

You daydream about?

Rockin' out
Fishin'
The unexpected.
My next million
My beautiful wife.
The lady I am seeing tonight.

How do you cut your steak?

Swiss army knife.
A buck knife.
A switchblade.
Sabatier Laguiole Steak Knife
Any old knife will do.
I don't eat steak.


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